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KFSM Channel 5 in Fayetteville Parks it’s Van Down IN The River!

Can you imagine the feeling of going to cover a story like any other normal day, except this time you have to explain to your boss why the News Van is now in the White River…

Well, some of the KFSM Channel 5 crew has to do just that.  As of right now there hasn’t been any reported firings, but I guarantee there were some official ass chewings.

Apparently the crew parked the van, and aren’t sure exactly how it ended up in the river.  Really this is your story, you could have at least pulled a Michael Scott and blamed it on the GPS. “Well Boss, it told me to take a right turn.”

For more info on the story, check out Arkansas Blog

If you are wondering if your town is safe or not, well….ask Pulaski Academy.

PA has decided that the Helena-West Helena area is not safe enough for their band, so they will not be attending the upcoming game in the area.

What we find funny, is that they aren’t sending the band, but have no problem sending a football team into such a “rough area.”

A pretty pissed off band parent takes on the schools decision via their blog.  In which they state that it is the Greenwood people that PA should be worried about….

“I will also admit that I have felt far more threatened by the Greenwood fans than by the Helena fans.  Those people were scary, and they left their beer cans all over the school when they left.”

So basically, they say the school is wrong for determining that a town is unsafe for the children to visit, but calling another group of people “scary”  is cool…why is it cool?  Cause you’re a PA parent.  In the end, PA will always be the elitist stuck up school.  How do we know this?  Once again, cause it is Pulaski Academy!  If they weren’t, their kids would be going to public school.  So don’t be upset when PA decides your town isn’t fit for their band.

To see the original post from the PA Band Parent, check it out here.